azizisbored:

Enrique Iglesias - Tonight I’m Fucking You

This is how I imagine Enrique emailing his director the idea for this incredible video:

Ok, so the song is called ‘Tonight I’m Fucking You’ so I thought in the video I could just be fucking a lot. What I’m thinking is, the video starts and I’m in a nightclub… I see this really hot girl and right before I sing the chorus where I go ‘Tonight I’m fucking you’… BAM! I’m fucking that girl in the corner of the club… then later I’m playing poker… the song is still going… I see a hot girl and right as I sing ‘Tonight I’m fucking you…’  BAM! I’m fucking that girl against a wall… then I’m walking up the stairs with the second girl, to go have sex with her somewhere else and we run into the first girl… she looks upset… you think she’s mad at me… then right before the chorus hits again - BAM! - we cut to me fucking BOTH those girls AND like 7 other girls we haven’t seen yet. Thanks,

Enrique

P.S. Just had a good idea - let’s put Ludacris in a limo rapping something in the middle. 

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The first week of August hangs at the very top of the summer, the top of the live-long year, like the highest seat of a Ferris wheel when it pauses in its turning. The weeks that come before are only a climb from balmy spring, and those that follow a drop to the chill of autumn, but the first week of August is motionless, and hot. It is curiously silent, too, with blank white dawns and glaring noons, and sunsets smeared with too much color. Often at night there is lightning, but it quivers all alone. There is no thunder, no relieving rain. These are strange and breathless days, the dog days, when people are led to do things they are sure to be sorry for after.

The opening lines of Tuck Everlasting, via Rachel F.’s plan, via Amy G.’s plan

sblack: I hope that means I’m getting a damn job soon.

Word.

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Sam and I found a place to live in the Marigny/Bywater area of NOLA. I’m not quite sure why the area isn’t more well known (it’s way cooler than Uptown!), and we are renting half of a shotgun! 

Sam and I found a place to live in the Marigny/Bywater area of NOLA. I’m not quite sure why the area isn’t more well known (it’s way cooler than Uptown!), and we are renting half of a shotgun! 

My dad. What this was about, I would love to know.

Dialogue

She sits with one hand poised against her head, the
other turning an old ring to the light
for hours our talk has beaten
like rain against the screens
a sense of August and heat-lightening
I get up, go to make tea, come back
we look at each other
then say shes (and this is what I live through
over and over)—she says: I do not know
if sex is an illusion

I do not know
who i was when i did those things
or who I said I was
or whether I willed to feel
what I had read about
or who in fact was there with me
or whether I knew, even then
that there was doubt about these things

— A. Rich
On the one hand you have a terrific university and a population that really seems to read and is hungry to interact with authors and to come to events like this. On the other hand, you have authors, who really like to go places where people like us. So why has it taken me 22 years of signing my way across America to get to Alabama? And why don’t publishers send authors there? It makes me suspect some kind of self-fulfilling deeply wrong idea here. Bookshops and such that wouldn’t ask for signings because they know they’ll be turned down? Publishers in New York who’d never send authors to places like that because they know nobody would go, and nobody asks?

Neil Gaiman’s Journal: “Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa, but that is entirely irrelephant…”

This is something that came up today in conversation, and it comes up a lot for me—the question of culture and the South, especially within arts communities.  I think about it, too, on a larger scale in the context of my future and my life and where in the world I will make it, and what I will make of it, and how.

In Alabama, but also in the South in general, there is this sense among some of the native population that nothing is happening here, that we are not culturally relevant, exciting, or valuable, and I think that’s because much of the country still clings to hundred-year-old stereotypes about who we are.  After being swept aside repeatedly because of this perception, people begin to feel there must be some truth to it and so begin to believe it.

But in reality there is so much here—so much history, so much culture, so many incredible things happening within our communities, both in Alabama and in the South at large.  There is a richness to all of it that I think we inherently understand—that we intuit—and I think that we value that richness and take a great deal of pride in it.  But I think that because that’s so rarely perceived by others, we tend to keep it to ourselves unless someone else begins talking about it.

In that way, the image of the South as a dearth of culture and cultural events (I’m thinking specifically about the arts) is self-perpetuating.  So often people disown their home state or discredit their background by perpetuating the idea that nothing ever happens here, that it sucks, that we’re all bored out of our minds and starved for cultural resources.

Tonight at the grocery store this kid who looked like a more rural and attractive Sid Vicious (more specifically, like if Warren from Empire Records was an avid Sex Pistols fan) came up to me with a flier.  “Do you like banjo music?” he asked.  “You should meet at the Piggly Wiggly tomorrow night.  I’m playing this bluegrass show with a bunch of my friends in an abandoned mansion.  If you play an instrument, you can join us.  If not, you can just come along.”  He and his buddy were recruiting attendees all night in the Publix parking lot.  Just after I finished talking to this kid—this banjo cult leader who plays shows in abandoned buildings for a bunch of college kids—another guy exiting Publix walked up to me.  After encouraging me to join the banjo cult, the first words out of his mouth were, “Are you from here?”  I responded that I grew up in Birmingham, and he said, “So yeah.  You know how much it sucks.  Nothing exciting is ever happening here.”  This was his encouragement for supporting the banjo cult—that it sucks here and nothing ever happens.  How about that listening to some kids with banjos sounds really awesome?  How about that I heard Neil Gaiman read last week?  How about that Pulitzer Prize-winning profs are walking around campus, and we have a letterpress studio in our library?  How about an art house film series organized through local support and the arts community in town?  How about poetry festivals in the woods?  Documentary films about local issues?  Maybe we’re not stacked twenty stories high with arts centers and publishing houses, but there’s a whole lot happening here that’s really exciting, and perhaps its the denial of that that keeps it from growing larger, and that encourages people to leave for other cultural centers with more developed resources.  What if more of us stayed put to develop some of the amazing raw cultural resources we have right in front of us?

There’s so much happening in Alabama that sometimes I hardly know where to begin telling people about it.  Certainly there’s an immense pride in culture from region to region, country to country, and the South is not the only place with a strong identity that is often misunderstood, but it seems a shame to me that sometimes the South is still swept aside or dismissed in terms of its relevance, that this is done as much by natives as by outsiders, and that somehow that causes people who do have pride to internalize it.  It’s exciting to be vocal about it—to make a fuss about what’s cool where you live, especially when it’s not a place that tops the typical destination list.

After a year abroad and a summer in New York, I feel like my understanding of culture in the South has greatly increased, as has my sense of identity as a Southerner.  Having to convince people that you really do come from somewhere, that yes, you were raised there, that yes, your parents were raised there too, and yes, lots of other people like you live there, really puts things in perspective, especially when most of the people who need convincing are residents of your country who have never been to the place you come from and have a lot of strange ideas about it.

I feel like part of my duty to the world at large is to act as an ambassador for the South.  To say, “I am from Alabama.  It’s my home.  I love it.  Come and visit!”  So, you know.  If you need an excited tour guide who knows about weird cool things to do in Southern states, you know who to get in touch with.

Maybe the first thing I can do with my life post-graduation is write a quirky travel guide for the South.  Maybe the first thing I can do with my weekend is go to the bookstore to see if anyone’s already done it.

So anyway, hats off to Gaiman for writing this.  He really hits it.

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Glynnis, I love this and I hope you don’t mind me reposting it.

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What keeps you going isn’t some fine destination but just the road you’re on, and the fact that you know how to drive. You keep your eyes open, you see this damned-to-hell world you got born into, and you ask yourself, ‘What life can I live that will let me breathe in & out and love somebody or something and not run off screaming into the woods?’
— Animal Dreams by B. Kingsolver
glynnis:

jakelodwick:

I’ve been using mine for almost a year. Looking forward to 2014 when I can see what I did on five different July 25ths (or whatever day) at the same time.
Designed by Tamara Shopsin—whose illustration work is regularly featured in The New York Times—the pint-sized 5 Year Diary helps you keep track of the next 60 months of your life in just a few lines a day. Each page of the diary is devoted to one day of the year and subdivided into five sections (each with its own space for notes), so that, as time goes by, past entries can be read as the new ones are written. Handsomely clothbound with a red ribbon bookmark, the diary can be started on any day of any year—even a leap year. In the back of the diary are pages to record the books you’ve read and places you’ve traveled. As New York magazine’s Kendall Herbst noted, the 5 Year Diary is an ideal gift for anyone, anytime, as well as the perfect way to “trace your life’s highlights and trim out the minutiae… Think of it as a sort of CliffsNotes to your life.”
Buyable in blue or red.

I might have to look into these.  Is it silly to confess that I have a passion for notebooks?

I really want one of these.

glynnis:

jakelodwick:

I’ve been using mine for almost a year. Looking forward to 2014 when I can see what I did on five different July 25ths (or whatever day) at the same time.

Designed by Tamara Shopsin—whose illustration work is regularly featured in The New York Times—the pint-sized 5 Year Diary helps you keep track of the next 60 months of your life in just a few lines a day. Each page of the diary is devoted to one day of the year and subdivided into five sections (each with its own space for notes), so that, as time goes by, past entries can be read as the new ones are written. Handsomely clothbound with a red ribbon bookmark, the diary can be started on any day of any year—even a leap year. In the back of the diary are pages to record the books you’ve read and places you’ve traveled. As New York magazine’s Kendall Herbst noted, the 5 Year Diary is an ideal gift for anyone, anytime, as well as the perfect way to “trace your life’s highlights and trim out the minutiae… Think of it as a sort of CliffsNotes to your life.”

Buyable in blue or red.

I might have to look into these.  Is it silly to confess that I have a passion for notebooks?

I really want one of these.

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